*Place embarising things in your fellow shopers' shoping carts! Get womans clothing for guys (visa versa for girls),or maybe gun magazenes (found near the paint ball and airsoft isle) for old ladies! Dora the Exploror Software or stuffed Teletubies is great for anyone above 11! Be sure to do it when there not looking, like when they let go of their cart to browse at the various items on the shelfs. Also watch for other shoppers who might rat you out! (A clasic)

 

*At 7-11 or CVS, buy a mega 2-ton Xtra Xtra large slurpie and fill it all the way to the top. Then act really drunk and dizzy, spilling your drink all over the other food, (if you have guts, on other people!) if they ask, say that its not your fault. Then just walk out.

 

*At any bakery, when the staff isnt looking take one single bite out of the food thats sitting out.

The more you can bite, the better! The worst that would happen is that they make you "buy what you bite" or kick you out for the rest of the day.

 

*Buy a bunch of choclate bars (around 6 or 7, Baby Ruth and Snikers work best), crush them up in a bowl. Then get some water with yellow food coloring and put the choclate (should look like crap) and yellow water (should look like pee) and take it into the store with you. Then go "use" the bathroom and dump all the water out and all the chocolate all over the floor (maybe the sink). Be sure to put it everywere you can exept anywere near the toilet. Then go to the casher and say "sorry about the bathroom man!" Then walk out of the store. When he goes and checks it out, he'll be in for a big suprise! Maybe have your friend stick around and see what the staff says.

 

*Go into the store and get a ton of items, (a really outragous amount), and go up to the casher.

It should take him like 2 minutes just to ring all your junk up. When he says " that will be $46.95, (or whatever the price is) say "What!? thats way too much," then walk out without any of the items or without paying the casher.

 

*Do The same thing exept bring a ton of pennys with you (the more, the better.) When he says "that will be $39.86, start counting out load and put one penny on the counter at a time. Maybe in the middle of it (if you last that long) say "ooo look, a twenty!" A few seconds later say "oh neaver mind, its just a penny! Not only will the casher pe pissed, everyone else in your line will probobly switch lines and if theres only one casher, they will get pissed too! If you last all the way to the end of your penny colection, (it should NOT be enough to buy all the junk you brought up), maybe not even near enough, ask him? will this cover it? He will get REALLY, REALLY MAD (if he was not already) and say "no way kid get out of here!" Then put the pennys back in your pocket ONE AT A TIME!!! He will now defenitly loose his patence and start yelling! Note: just going up to the casher with all the items and start offering pennys may get you kicked out. Only contenue if you are not kicked out. (Duh!)

 

*Go to the fruit isle and put difrent kinds of fruit into the other fruit sacks.

Like a bannana in the bean scooper, or maybe an apple in the grape bags.

Don't be picky, just have fun!

 

*At 7-11, get a bannana and jam it in the slurpie machene. If you can, turn in on and make the bannana fly out.

 

*Un-wrap all the candy bars and leave them in the box.

 

*Switch the "Open" thing to "Closed"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats all i have now (this website is brand new.)

If you have any ideas, please send them to us!

 

Thanks!