*Call up someone and ask him extreamly suspisious questions involving burglary like...

"Do you lock your windows at night?", "How many times have you been robbed? Was the robber caught?", "How much money do you have at your house? Were is it right now?", "If i were to rob you, what are the chances of me bieng caught?", "Do you guys have a loaded gun? Or a burglary alarm?" and ya you should get the idea. At the end say "Uhhh il be seeing you...tonight! Errrr i mean.....some other time."

 

*Call up some random number and say "uhh hi who are you?" If the answer, say "Do you remember me? From elementry school, its John (or some other random name you think of)

If the say they don't know you, say "I can't beleve you im neaver speaking to you again!" Then hang up. If they "remember" you (9 times out of 10 the won't), say something totaly crazy like "wernt you the one who killed my brother?" Or "You were the one who shot the teacher!"

 

*Call someone and pretend to be a survay lister and ask them if they can take a 5 minute survay.

Start out asking normal questions like "How old are you?", or "What are some of your hobbies?"

After about 4 or 5 normal questions, slip in a few totaly wierd questions like "Does it hurt to Drive to your local "Wal-Mart" or "Do you ever throw up after eating lazania and pudding?" After about 10 questions (if you make it that far) say something like. "we have a free one week trial of (some totaly wierd medicine) and it will help your simptom of (something-aphobia) They should say "i dont have that!" and "i neaver suffer from that!" Then say "my apologies" then hang up!

 

*Call a pizza store and ask for vegitarion pizza. Then ask for pepperoni and sausige on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats is, if you have ideas please send them in!!!