*Put Clay or alot of bubble gum up inside the bathroom sink. Be sure to stick alot of it and make it go far up! And be
sure you dont get busted by the camras so cover the sink with your body and say something like "man the sink must be broken"
or something. The school will probly have to call a plumber!
*When the teacher is calling out attendance, yell something after someones name like "Sucks", or "Smells like Donkey
piss" The result? Heres an example:
Teacher: John?
You: Is Ugly!
Teacher: Katie?
You: Doesnt take showers!
(Dont do it on your own name though!)
*Unplug all the keyboards and re-plug them into another computer but leave the keyboard in the exact same place. Everyone
will end up typing on each others computers and it takes a good 3 minutes for them to realize what is going on!
If you can't find were to plug them in, just follow the wire coming out from the keyboard.
*Super-Glue a quarter in a hallway with tons of people in it. (Be sure to do it before passing period.) Almost every
singe kid coming that way will try and pick it up! Use alot of glue just in case a futball player on staroids trys to pick
it up!
*Tape plastic wrap over the toilet seat. People will end up peeing right back at themselfs and its really sick to remove
after half the schools gone all over it!
*Mix water and yellow food coloring Inside a bottle and dump it all over the classroom! If the teacher asks, blame
it on the previous period! He/she will take extra pre-cautions because they think its pee! (They might even call a janitor
so they dont have to get their hands dirty.)
*Make alot of load, and obnoxious noise with your friends when the teacher isnt looking. (keep reading.) When
he or she does look act all normal, but the second he or she turns around, start up again. Its alot of fun to do when you
have a pushover sub!
*Lock up someones gym clothing using your own lock. The victom will have to wear his sweaty old gym clothing for the
rest of the day (Everyone will say "dude you smell") and the gym coach will have to get a lockjack. Before he does, remove
the lock you put on. Do the same thing next week. (This also works with someones bycicle thats on bycicle rack.)
*Get plastic zip-ties and lock up someones locker. They will have to get sizzors to remove them. Also use them to attach
two peoples backpacks together.
*Put tape way up inside a vending machene. Then everyones drink will get stuck and once enough pressure builds up, all
the drinks from the past few days will fall out.
*Get super glue, and glue remover and glue up the coin return slot. A few days later, remove it and take all the money.
*You know how sometimes the teacher writes your warmup on the chalkboard? Or maybe the class scedule? Try erasing some
of it and replace it with something else. I always change the date to like the 1800's and write don't on top of "get out your
homework" so it says "dont get out your homework" (Easy and fun)
*When the teacher is using an overhead with a transparincy, take the transparency, or flip it so its backwards or upside
down.
*Open up a locker and put all of your nasty cafiteria food in it. Try and ask all your friends for their nasty
food too so you can fill the intire locker.
*Slip notes into the vents in lockers. Put stuff like "IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!!", or "You better watch your back friend!!"
Thats all for now (this is a new site, please don't bug me)
I will put more up soon!
If you have any ideas please take the time and send them to us and I might post them on this site.
Thanks!
